i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Tumblr and it became a hobby.
- Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
- Me: gets in bed
- Me: how was earth created
- Me: who made microwaves
- Me: how does the internet even work
- Me: I'm hungry
- Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
- Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- Me: too wired to sleep.